Pretty Maids All in a Row (1971): Sexploitation Meets Star Trek | (American Giallo)

This week on Morally Offensive, past guest Ophelia Crane returns for Pretty Maids All in a Row (1971), Roger Vadim’s deeply unpleasant high school sex comedy/murder mystery, written by Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry. We ask the question: Why does Quentin Tarantino LOVE this movie?

We get into Roger Vadim’s sleazy history, Roddenberry’s involvement and our subsequent ruining of Star Trek for ourselves, the curious casting of Rock Hudson, and Angie Dickinson shedding her Police Woman uniform. Or is it Lady Cop? Woman Cop!? Cop Woman!? Plus: Telly Savalas, every 1971 auntie's favorite sex symbol (evidently).

There’s a lot more going on in Pretty Maids All in a Row than its swinging ’70s exterior suggests, and watching it in 2026 makes some of its choices land particularly badly. The film offended secular and religious audiences when it first came out, but it feels particularly disturbing and irresponsible in a post-Epstein Files world. We hated this movie on just about every level, and oddly found ourselves often agreeing with the Catholic censors and reviewers.

Theme song by Bill "Netherlands" Holland

Special "Space" intro Music: Geoff Harvey

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